whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
