it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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