don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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