thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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