would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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