i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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