they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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