I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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