Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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