My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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