That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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