we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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