We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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