she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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