it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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