There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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