Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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