i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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