Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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