does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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