hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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