i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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