so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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