YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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