so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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