i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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