Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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