he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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