Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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