even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I supernannyed him into submission
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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