I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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