ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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