I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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