i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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