doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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