yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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