I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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