Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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