Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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