Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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