I hope mine doesn't look like that
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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