Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
