remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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