So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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