I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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