at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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