After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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