I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.