Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.