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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I love having hate sex.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.

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• (805): View more from California

  I want to eat a stick of butter

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  Did your pain meds kick in?

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  It tastes nice

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night

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  which are?

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  library sex.

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