When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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