Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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