ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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