Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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