I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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