my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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